Sexual Harry Potter

He tried to eat, but it was like chewing carpet.

-Order of the Phoenix, page 122.

Harry bent forward, took a deep breath, and plunged his face into the silvery substance.

-Half-Blood Prince, page 199

“Well?” Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. “How was it?”

Harry considered for a moment.

“Wet,” he said truthfully.

-Order of the Phoenix, page 458

“Give it to me,” growled a voice in his ear…

-Order of the Phoenix, page 802

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“Took ages to get the slime off… How was it with Lockhart?”

-Chamber of Secrets, page 121

Wormtail’s fast, wheezy breathing was growing louder again.

-Goblet of Fire, page 639.

An enormous silver stag erupted from the tip of Harry’s wand.

-Order of the Phoenix, page 18

“Oh yeah I got it out,” he said, rather unnecessarily, holding the up the sword for Harry’s inspection.

-Deathly Hallows, page 372 

Harry had entered it only once and hoped never to do so again.

-Chamber of Secrets, page 269